Fat

Easy to say
Hard to do
Otherwise I would have been
Mr.Olympia too
Where there needs to be muscle
There is fat
Because when I needed to stand
I lazied out and sat
Life would have been more fun
If every morning I had a little run
But sleep is too precious
If I could, I sleep 5 minutes more
That's why I had more fat to store
I eat like a hog
I refuse to slog
So the string test fails me
Fat I am going to be